before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
The air taste purple.
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