if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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