I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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