Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
All I want is dick and wine.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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