She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
