If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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