You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
pop tarts are not kleenex
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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