you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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