Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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