im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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