You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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