If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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