I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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