like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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