did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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