I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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