how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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