she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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