K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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