Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The uberlube is also flammable
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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