so that wasnt chicken after all
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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