No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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