i'm signing you up for texting rehab
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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