Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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