Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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