so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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