What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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