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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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