You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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