honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
