We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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