Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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