i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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