i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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