My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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