He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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