there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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