I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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