Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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