so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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