It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
How's work?
Spinning.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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