Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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