i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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