Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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