Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think my moral compass just broke
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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