U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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