I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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