i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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