Apparently you make a good broom.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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