I wanna bring you to show and tell
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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