She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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