I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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