K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The adults are the big ones right?
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