check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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