My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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