When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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