So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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